Has anyone else been struck with the similarity between 1 Corinthians 1 10-17 and Monty Python sketches such as What did the Romans ever do for us and the Spanish Inquisition? I suppose it won't be funny written down, but the Michael Palin in my head is hilarious as Paul:
Paul: I appeal to you, brothers, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another so that there may be no divisions among you and that you may be perfectly united in mind and thought. My brothers, some from Chloe's household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. What I mean is this: One of you says, "I follow Paul"; another, "I follow Apollos"; another, "I follow Cephas"; still another, "I follow Christ. Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? Were you baptized into the name of Paul? I am thankful that I did not baptize any of you
Corinthian Man: What about Crispus?
Paul: (mutters) Except Crispus
Corinthian Woman: And Gaius!
Corinthian Man: Yes, you baptised Gaius!
Paul: (sighs) And Gaius... so no one can say that you were baptized into my name.
Corinthian Man: And you baptised Stephanus!
Corinthian Woman: You baptised Stephanus and his wife!
Paul: (disgruntelled) Yes, I also baptized the household of Stephanas. Beyond that...
Crowd: *shouts out many Corinthian names*
Paul: I don't remember if I baptized anyone else!!! For Christ did not send me to baptize!